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Friday 27 April 2007

You want pain?

Good grief!


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Friday 27 April 2007

bored?

Things to do when your bored...

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Friday 20 April 2007

APPLE Announcement!

Apple computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that
can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost between £499 and £599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, now everyone is happy!

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Friday 13 April 2007

Coded Message to George Bush

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to Let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message:

* 370H-SSV-0773H *

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides hadn't a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at The FBI so it went to the CIA, then to NASA. Eventually they asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

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