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Monday 20 November 2006

English

If you've learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius!

1 -- The bandage was wound around the wound.
2 -- The farm was used to produce produce.
3 -- The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4 -- We must polish the Polish furniture.
5 -- He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6 -- The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7 -- Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present..
8 -- A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum
9 -- When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10 -- I did not object to the object.
11 -- The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12 -- There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13 -- They were too close to the door to close it.
14 -- The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15 -- A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16 -- To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17 -- The wind was too strong to wind the sail
18 -- After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19 -- Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20 -- I had to subject the subject to a series of tests
21 -- How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

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